part of my awarded skit in GRDA Dehradun

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the personal computer

I must admit that in some ways I envy Donald Trump. Not because of all the real estate he owns or even for his cool private helicopter. No, what I envy most about "The Donald" is his apprentice. Who wouldn't appreciate giving any chore that comes to mind, to an eager and competent assistant? After time, a good apprentice might even anticipate your needs. "Pink tie today, Mr. Trump?". Now apply this same kind of relationship model to the future of computing.Future of ComputingIn the future, the number of tiny but powerful computers you encounter every day will number in the thousands, perhaps millions. You won't see them, but they will be all around you. Your personal interface to this powerful network...

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STATUS BABA ki jay

Two year ago when i was making my personal ID then a form is compulsory for accessing this and of’ course this is not like an engg or medical preparation this is a simple form but one Text Field attracts me this is "STATUS". I don’t understand about its importance at that time but after few days when many of friends are in my profile then i understand what is it actually.     I don’t disclose her/his name because this is enough for third world war in my profile as well as my life. So a female activitist ******** who change his status usually every week. i think she has as much Boy-Friend as a engg student have SIM cards .please dont be panic girls because this case is same about the male ***********.     When she/he used to fight with his partner, they don't say...

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first Independence day

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computer internet security

 These are computer Internet security threats that can crash your system, corrupt your files, or steal your personal information. Computer Internet security threats can cost you thousands if you do not protect yourself.Here is a glossary of computer Internet security terms: Adware - Adware decreases computer Internet security by collecting information about a user's web surfing patterns in order to display pop-up advertisements. Hacker - Hackers are individuals who break into computer systems and compromise computer Internet security by stealing or corrupting data. Key logger - Key loggers may come in the form of spyware or viruses. A file is created of each key typed and then sent out over the Internet. Computer Internet...

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presser on private school

Indian Education Ministry starts a new starting and this is a good starting he talk about make a committee who take a decision in the case of private school.     The minimum of 50000/- RS per annum is the course fee for a 4th or 5th based student in the simple private school.The scenario of other standered private school is different.     School take fee related to tour, fair, poors help. school presserise them for specific shop for take dress and other asseceeries. Then it would be happened that a simple man goes after his sense.he dont think about any private school specially in Dehradun, Musoorii and Nainitaal.     This is a good step from the Education Ministry.And we wish this should be successf...

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Talking pen

If you have not much time for study book but you want to read book, than dont worry sciencetist has made a pen which is very suitable in your busy life. you read any book on your bed actually you hear any book on your bed because scientist made a pen which is specially for the patient of DISLEXIA. this is also the good news for who can't see. on saturday world book fair such a pen launched.MULTIMDIA PRINT READER is the name in gadget world.adarsh printing and publishing house is launching this MPR in india.all the student from KG to PG can take fabour of it. This will also good for rural area student. But this has a minor drawback ,the book should also MPR ready. MPR ready book has 2D code and i keep this pen on it then this pen make a audio...

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master blaster batsman becomes first man in ODI cricket.

Master blaster Sachin Tendulkar added another feather to his cap when he became the first batsman to cross the 200-run mark in an one-day international at Captain Roop Singh Stadium in Gwalior on Wednesday.Sachin's 200 came off 147 balls, which include 25 fours and 3 sixes. Tendulkar completed his fifty in 37-ball and completing his century in 90 balls. Sachin extended his lead for the record of most number of centuries to 17 as Ricky Ponting lies in the second place with 29 centuries....

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sachin 200

I think this is the last record in cricket highest indivisual and this record is also for Tendulkar. Tendulkar make  200 run and he is the most run making indisually. This is not in front of any newcomer team, he breake this record from SOUTH AFRIKA  which is the 3rd greatest team of ODI cricket and he deserve 1st position forget it and concentrate on that point that sachin makes  200 run in front of south africa and he proved himself and i think proving himself in the case of sachin Tendulkar has not meani...

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Tour at-random

These are the memorable days in Delhi -Gurgao when i had gone for c'off"ing my bhaiya and bhabhi. All my friend using AIRTEL punch line.I was on Airport like IBN-BA-TUTA who takes very much perimeter of world.  I had taken this pics when i return to home(Gurgao) with vivek bhaiya. these were memorable days for ...

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future charging technology

CHARGING GENERATION A solar cell is being creared which will be able to converted from solar light to energy. It intimate global nature way of converting. the technology used to a photosensitive dye to starts its energy production much the way lives use chlorofill to begin photosynthesis. The dye sensitized cell will be used to provide power of device ranging from e-book reader to cellphone. A chemist and proffesor at echol polytechnique federal-be-laussane in switzerland said but it is also used dappeld(mottled) and ambident light includind indoor light of fluerecent bulb said GRATZELD. photovoltaic cell are of silicon and organic material in this cell we dont use dye.now G24 campbell company which has licence for tech is using to make solar...

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Un-meaning issue

Rabindra nath tagore prize held from the economic help of SAMSUNG electronics company and when a this electronics company comes in the culture field from back-door then many of poets and classical writter made a issue and they said interfare of any type of company in this field is not good for the future of writting. In the period of 1 jan 2005 to 31 dec 2007 called for this award.In this award ceremony, all the wrights for choosing a winner in "ACADMIS".decide name of two books and forwaded it for ten people of jury,they also check for this and suggest a name of book it is not a HARD AND FAST rule that you must suggest still this book, you suggest any of other book also .And lastly the book of RAJJI-SETH 'gam-e-hayat ne maara'.After success...

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Identity theft is a fast growing crime

All over the world, Identity theft is a fast growing crime. Statistics say that it is one of the fastest growing crimes in America primarily because of their reliance on credit card numbers and Social Security Numbers to make transactions. Because of this, people can take these for granted and make your life a living hell. If numbers are the Devil's language, than an identity thief is the devil himself. Anyone who relies heavily on credit cards, Social Security Numbers or network blogging is more susceptible to credit identity theft. Many of our modern conveniences also come with a risk and less protection. The digital age is the perfect age for the Cyber criminal to commit it. Think of the internet as a dark alley in the middle of the night. And these...

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preparationn of shhadi

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CYBER ATTACK: silent 3rd world war

This is the next generation war.this is the technique which is not used to show from any mankind or any contry and the result from distruction of cyber war is the indirect but it is directly related to country. First of all, we should know about what is Cyber crime. this is the the crime which is created by COMPUTER VIRUS. this virus can direct attack on the economy of organisation or country. it can also affect on privacy of militry acadamy. you must see the movie Independence day. The alian's technology is beyond from our technology but a simple virus did affect on not even their technological spaceship but even this virus distruct all the alian's. This story is not far different story from today's environment. then a country should strong...

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Pain of poors

Its not instently that poor have many plans but it do not use it, forget about using it i think they man dont know about there plans. A greate politician, usually all politician says that the next Budget for simple common man but in every Budget cars,airline tickets,cosmatics and all priecs accesories becomes low also coocking gas,rail tickets,daily used things goes high, a next budget comes and they "common man" wait for next budget. Not any government and not any single minister inherits th...

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the unique step of government

we dont understand about the policy of manmohan singh about kashmir and pakistan. US sinetor gairee preslor says a few days ago that we use pakistan against INDIA as a "PICHAS". and this is still right and not even that America use much of PICHAS. more of terrrorist organisation are made by America direct or indirect condition. And america use them against india.Because at that condition when pakistani politician says about that talk show that "INDIA start this talks at his knees", and at that condition india starts this program not only this talkative program but also TASHKAND meet, LAHORE bus meet,AGRA meet just after ARGIL war. I dont think what is requirment for this meet we have a greate army all over world, we are in good position and we can take our decision then why our government...

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18 Funny Friendship Quotes To Make You Laugh

Here are 18 of my favorite funny friendship quotes to share with those you love. I hope you enjoy these funny friendship quotes as much as I like sharing them with you! 1. "A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ~ Bernard Meltzer 2. "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." ~ Benjamin Franklin 3. "Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan 4. "A true friend stabs you in the front." ~ Oscar Wilde 5. "Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police." ~ Anonymous 6. "An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes 7. "Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying...

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मेरा शंखनाद

  आज अपनी प्यास लेके मैं चला हूँ क्योंकि हर पग में ही बादल से छला हूँदूर मुझसे है बहुत ही साहिल-ये-जग स्नेह से मरघट के पीछे मैं चला हूँ  देश की लपटों से मैं झुलसा हुआ हूँ किसलिए मुझे हाथ देते अमन वाले जो यहाँ पे रक्त पीते देवता है पूजते उनको ही है ये चमन वाले मानता हूँ  स्वर्ण का तेरा महल है जनता हूँ पर्ण की  मेरी अटरिया तुम जलाते हो वह से सबको लेकिन मन ही मन में मैं यहाँ जलता रहा हूँ स्वर्ण वालो बोलो इसका मोल क्या है एक दाने को भी तरपा जो शिशु है है यहाँ के श्मशान  में लाश राखी चाहता हूँ  मन की अग्नि से जला दू है यहाँ की जिंदगी खाली कटोरी बेटी और बहुवों की लगती है बोली एक बेबस रोज बढ़ता सोचता है क्यूँ यहाँ पे दुल्हने सिन्दूर धोती अपना ये अस्तित्वा खुद ही खो चला हु आदमी हूँ  मैं की या की...

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प्यास

बादल लौटे है यूं ही नहीं उसे प्यास खींच के लायी है जग में ना रहे कोई प्यासा ही इसीलिए सींचती आयी है रातें प्यासी बातें आधी चंदा चकोर भी प्यासा है कोयल गति है प्यासी ही पाने की बस अभिलाषा है दरिया के बिच खरा मानव पक्षियाँ कर रही है कलरव मरघट में वो प्यासी आँखे सो रहा जहा सारा कौरव भक्तों की प्यास जो ख़तम करे मंदिर मस्जिद देखा ही नहीं चल जाओ चर्च और गुरूद्वारे पर चिंता की रेखा है वहीँ बदल बरसा है घुमर घुमर पर मोर अभागा प्यासा है मधुप्रेम कहा मिलता जग में हाँ, मन में झूठी आशा ...

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जानता हूँ उसकी आँखों में मेरा सपना नहीं है

 रात दिन उसकी अगन में ठंढा होता जा रहा हूँ सपनो में आँखों के आगे मैं यहाँ लाचार सा हूँ मैं यहाँ पे मानता हु थोरी सी मुझमे कमी है गट्स देखो फिर भी मेरा मैं यहाँ फिर भी खरा हूँ  जानता हूँ उसकी आँखों में मेरा सपना नहीं है और ये भी जनता हूँ  वो मेरा अपना नहीं है मन को ये कैसे बताऊ और भला समझाऊँ क्या की जो मेरा सपना है वो देर तक रहना नहीं है...

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पैसे की कहानी

एक तरफ पैसे की ऐसी है कहानी की जहाँ पे रोज खिलती है जवानी और कहीं सुखा परा ऐसा भयंकर पीने को आँखों से ही मिलती है पानी, एक तरफ लगती है पार्टियों की रैली और खुलती है मधुशाला की थैली वो मधुशाला की जिसके एक छटा में डाली है रंगों की जाने कितनी थ...

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full form of computer word

DFA - Duffered frusted association NDFA - Negative Duffered frusted association To Be Continuid...............

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What are the Sensex & the Nifty?

The Sensex is an "index". What is an index? An index is basically an indicator. It gives you a general idea about whether most of the stocks have gone up or most of the stocks have gone down. The Sensex is an indicator of all the major companies of the BSE. The Nifty is an indicator of all the major companies of the NSE. If the Sensex goes up, it means that the prices of the stocks of most of the major companies on the BSE have gone up. If the Sensex goes down, this tells you that the stock price of most of the major stocks on the BSE have gone down. Just like the Sensex represents the top stocks of the BSE, the Nifty represents the top stocks of the NSE. Just in case you are confused, the BSE, is the Bombay Stock Exchange and the...

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ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना

जिस रात लगो डूबने यादों के भंवर मे उस रात की स्याही से, ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना जिस दिन लगे कि बहुत ही दुष्वार है जीना उस दिन के उजाले से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना जिस शाम करो याद और हम याद ना आयें उस शाम तीरगी से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना तारों की टिम-टिमा-हट बैचेन करें जब झिलमिल सी रोशनी से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना शफ्फाक चांदनी भी जब रास ना आए चन्दा की हर किरन से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना दिन जगमगा रहा हो और दिल डूबने लगे सूरज की उस चमक से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना बांगो मे खिले फूल पर वीरानगी लगे फूलों के उस महक से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना झरने-नदी और झील, कुछ भी न भाये जब दरिया की रवानी से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना दम घुटने लगे और कोई राह ना सूझे आख़िरी साँसों से ग़ज़ल प्यार की लिखना...

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योग दर्शन

भारतीय योग शास्त्र योग शब्द का अर्थ है जुडना, यदि इस शब्द को आध्यात्मिक अर्थ मे लेते है तो इस का तात्पर्य आत्मा का परमात्मा से मिलन और दोनो का एकाग्र हो जाना है। भक्त का भगवान से, मानव का ईश्वर से, व्यष्टि का समष्टि से, पिण्ड का ब्रह्मण्ड से मिलन को ही योग कहा गया है, हकीकत मे देखा जाए तो यौगिक क्रियाओ का उद्देश्य मन को पूर्ण रुप से प्रभु के चरणो मे समर्पित कर देना है । ईश्वर अपने आप मे अविनाशी और परम शक्तिशाली है। जब मानव उस के चरणो मे एकलय हो जात है तो उसे असीम सिद्धि दाता से कुछ अंश प्राप्त हो जाता है, उसी को योग कहते हैं। चित वृतियों पर नियंत्रण और उस का विरोध ही दर्शन शास्त्र में योग शब्द से विभूषित हुआ है। जब ऎसा हो जाता है और ऎसा होने पर उस व्यक्ति को भूत और भविष्य आंकने मे किसी प्रकार की कोई परेशानी नही होती, वह अपने संकेत से ब्रह्मण्ड...

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नए खोज- सामाजिक

चीन के शेनझेंन प्रांत मे हाल ही मे एक ऎसा स्कूल खोला गया है , जिसमे लडकियों को शादी के लिए रईसजादों को पटाने के फ़ार्मूले सिखाए जाएंगें। महज चंद हजार रुपयो के खर्च से लडकियों को वह सारे तरिके सुझा दिए जाएगें, जिससे वे किसी भी रईसजादों को अपने मोहपाश मे फ़ंसाकर शादी के लिए मजबूर कर सकती है। 'डायमंडी ट्रेनिंग क्लास' नाम से खोले गए स्कूल मे लडकियों को अमीरों को लुभाने के तरीकों के साथ-साथ शादी के बाद एक अच्छी गृहिणी बनने के तरिके भी सिखाए जाएगें । इस कोर्स के लिए फ़ीस 20,000 युआन से लेकर 50,000 युआन के बीच रखी गई है जो लड्की इन सभी द्स कोर्सो को पूरा कर लेगी उसे रईसजादों से शादी करने का प्रमाण पत्र भी दिया जाए...

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चांदनी हो या चन्दन हो

चांदनी हो या चन्दन हो सभी में अपनी खुसबू है वो दीप्ति हो या कोई हो बात तो सब में अपनी है मूक का इस ये मुकेश कहता है यहाँ सब से यहाँ आतिर का भी रब है यहाँ जयति की भी जय है :यहाँ निकिता का कर लो तुम चाहे लाख अभिनन्दन मदद को है वो अक्सर ही मगर चुपचाप है हरदम गगन से एक भी आरुसी जो धरती पे आ जाये कार -ते -इक बना जाये या फिर परलय मचा जाये यहाँ सकलानी के मुह से हमेशा फुल झरते है ऋतिक के साथ जूही है तो सब को भूल बैठे है के इस बिपिन में देखो तो कैसे फूल है खिलतेकोई नीतू सी दिखती हैकभी नीलम सी लगती हैसमय ईशा के पहले हो के या आकाश से आगेकोई पियूष जो पे रहे वो क्लास में आगेयहाँ कृतिका भी अपूर्वा है बंसी भी है बैठायहाँ सब में ही मेधा हैयहाँ सब की ही महिमा हैयहाँ नीरज...

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